Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
I avoid bike trails after dark. They are full of cycle paths.
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
A police officer knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bicycles what rubbish my dog doesn’t even own a bike.
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting