If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
I avoid bike trails after dark. They are full of cycle paths.
A police officer knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bicycles what rubbish my dog doesn’t even own a bike.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
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