Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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