Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
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