Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
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