Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
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