On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
He thought he saw a job.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
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