What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
Zaccheus.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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