What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
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