What do you call a group of orcas that play music?
An iPod.
What is a garbage disposal’s favorite music group?
NSYNC.
What do you call it when a musical group provides assistance?
Band aid.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
They got no soul.
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks!