Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
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