A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
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