A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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