Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Broken pencils are pointless.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Do you comma here often?
Metaphors be with you.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Writers have great climaxes.
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
