Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Metaphors be with you.
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
Pencils posed an issue; 2B or not 2B?
Writers have great climaxes.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Practice safe text: use commas.
Bad spelling makes me sic.
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do dogs and commas have in common? Dogs have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.
Synonym rolls: just like grammar used to make.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.
I’m so adjective, I verb noun.
Do you comma here often?
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence