What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.