Turtle Puns

Welcome to our TURTLE PUNS! These puns are turtle-y hilarious! Don't get shell-shocked!

Turtle Puns

These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.

I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.