What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.