Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
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Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
Why was the UN concerned when the waiter dropped Thanksgiving dinner?
Because it meant the fall of turkey, the ruin of grease, and the breakup of china.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.