Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
I killed a spider with soap
He got a clean death.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
What do you call a spider with ten eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiider.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
People in Iran are scared of spiders
But in Iraq, no phobia.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.