What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
People in Iran are scared of spiders
But in Iraq, no phobia.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
I killed a spider with soap
He got a clean death.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
What do you call a spider with ten eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiider.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.