How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
What happens when two snails get into a fight? They slug it out!
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? Because it's not fast food.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.