What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What’s a shark’s favorite science fiction TV show?
Shark Trek.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark