I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What’s a shark favorite substance?
Reefer.
