What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.