What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
An animal that talks your head off.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.