What did the pun say to his annoying colleague?
You're being pun-reasonable right now!
Puns make me numb, but math puns make me...
Number.
How do knights communicate?
They use chain mail.
Why was the pun a bad comedian?
He never got the pun-chline right!
What type of apartment does a pun live in?
The pun-thouse!
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What happened when the pun misbehaved in school?
He was pun-alized with detention!
What's a pun's best trait?
His pun-ctuality!
Why did the two puns go to camp together?
They wanted to be pun-kmates!
I've already heard seven cancer puns today.
If I hear tumor it's gonna benign.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
How were these puns about puns?
They were pun-questionably pun-fortunate!
There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?
Why do thieves have a hard time understanding puns?
Because they take things literally!
What a pun's dream job?
To be an acu-pun-cturist!
Some say that puns aren't very funny, while others take them very seriously...
I guess the one thing we can all agree on is that puns are no joke.
Did you expect to laugh at puns?
No, but they've groan on me!
If you can think of a better fish pun than me
Then let minnow.
What do you call a broken can opener?
A can't opener
Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
Me: "I Excel at it."
Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
Me: "Word."
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
What's a pun's favorite movie?
It's a Punderful Life!
What did the pun mom say to the new pun dad?
We have a pun in the oven!
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
Have you ever tried to write your own puns?
It's a fairly difficult pun-dertaking!
WOOD you tell give some wood puns?