Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
