What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.