Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)