What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!