What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What do you call a panda who’s lost his dinner?
Bamboozled.
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just bearly”.
