What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just bearly”.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.