Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
Seems it’s a story that bears repeating.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
