What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
My wife tried to claim she was a night owl.
She was lying though, because when I tried to turn her head through 270 degrees, her neck snapped.