What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.