Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.