What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
