Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!