What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.