TIL that, on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
What martial art do monkeys practice?
Flung Poo.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
