Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.