What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal.
What do you call a baby monkey?
A chimp off the old block.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.