What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
