Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.