Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.