Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Don’t worry, Moher pictures are coming.
Jameson on St. Patrick’s Day? It’s worth a shot.
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
A shamrock.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe?
Its population is always Dublin.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
How can Irish people tell when it’s summer?
The rain gets warmer.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Irish food is legen-dairy.
Irish I had better jokes.
What is it called when two Irish couples go out on a date?
Dublin.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What type of music should you play at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Sham-rock!
I told my friend that our old school friend is coming to attend St Patrick's feast. She was surprised. She asked, "O'Reilly?"
Do you be-leaf in magic?
I’m feelin’ green.