I’m ready to shamrock and roll.
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
In Ireland, I call the shots.
Irish cuisine is stew-pendous.
Irish potatoes are spud-tacular.
What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O'Furniture.
Ireland is pitcher perfect.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
Did you hear about the Irishman that drank 100 liters of stout in just 30 minutes?
They’re calling it a Guinness World Record.
Remember, Irish puns on St. Patrick's Day don't just shame you. They Seamus all.
I’m a small Irish creature who has been diagnosed with a serious sickness. It’s Leprechronic.
Just look, it’s the Trifle Tower
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
You have me greening from ear to ear.
I love when you coddle me.
Do you be-leaf in magic?
What kind of person would sell someone a sham-rock?
A lepre-con!
St. Patrick’s is all about the pursuit of hoppiness!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Irish food is legen-dairy.
When does a leprechaun cross the road?
Just like everyone - when it's green!
Did you hear about the Irish potato that immigrated?
He became a French fry.
What are the best sandwiches to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy melts!
What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day?
BOOs.
Ireland always leaves me wanting Moher.
A trip to Ireland always lifts my spirits.
You’re my lucky charm.
Dublin over in laughter.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
How can you tell if you’ve told a really funny Irish joke?
People will be Dublin over with laughter!
In Ireland, when the cows are in the road it’s udder chaos.
Irish I had better jokes.
In Ireland, they really like to ham it up.
This weekend, I will watch a new Irish movie based on a marathon runner who only ate potatoes. It is called Starch Trek.
The food here is quite so-fish-ticated.
Why did the two Irish men fight amongst themselves?
They can’t find any other worthy opponents.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Game clover.
