Goat milk?
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
I goat this.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Something’s goat to give.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Whatever floats your goat.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?