What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Something’s goat to give.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Goat milk?
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
