What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
