What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.