What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.