How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.