What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.