Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem?
He was a quackhead.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
What Do You Call A Clever Duck?
A wise quacker
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
