What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What did the duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill.
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.