What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday? Baby cheeses. (Baby Jesus)
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A deviled egg!
What’s the best way to settle church disputes?
With canons.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What’s the difference between Jesus and pizza?
Jesus can’t be topped.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
Who’s the arch-enemy of the Gsus chord?
The Dmin chord.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.