What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
