What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.