Book Puns

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Book Puns

I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Talk literary to me.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Better read than dead.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
My weekend is fully booked.
I have no shelf control.
Stay true to your shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Feeling my shelf.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Treat yo shelves.
I read dead people.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Leave poetry to the prose.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
Where my prose at?
Readers do it by the book.
Books are my kind of texts.
Take a page from the book and leaf.