My weekend is fully booked.
Where my prose at?
Better read than dead.
Readers do it by the book.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I have no shelf control.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
Treat yo shelves.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Reading is a novel idea.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Feeling my shelf.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I read dead people.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Stay true to your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Talk literary to me.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
Bookworms take shelfies.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.