Where my prose at?
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Stay true to your shelf.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Feeling my shelf.
Readers do it by the book.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
Talk literary to me.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
Books are my kind of texts.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
Better read than dead.
Leave poetry to the prose.
I have no shelf control.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Reading is a novel idea.
Treat yo shelves.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
My weekend is fully booked.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
I read dead people.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
