Treat yo shelves.
Bookworms take shelfies.
Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).
Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.
What do you call someone who rips up books?
A tear-orist.
Stay true to your shelf.
I am reading a horror story in Braille.
Someone is going die, I can feel it.
The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Reading is a novel idea.
Have you read the book about hands? It’s a real page turner.
Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.
I have no shelf control.
Better read than dead.
A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.
I read dead people.
Feeling my shelf.
Talk literary to me.
Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.
Take a page from the book and leaf.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
When I think about books, I touch my shelf.
Where my prose at?
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.
Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.
My weekend is fully booked.
Readers do it by the book.
Leave poetry to the prose.
The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
Books are my kind of texts.
These book puns have tickled your spine.
This weekend is going to be LITerary.