Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Why did some cardinals get their feathers ruffled?
The Pope gave away the church’s nest egg to the poor.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
At what time of day did God create Adam?
Just before Eve.
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
