Bible Puns

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Bible Puns

How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
He didn’t want to split hairs.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
Which servant of God was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
What car make did the Apostles drive?
Honda… because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible characters?
Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!