How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
Ruthless.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Why did Moses cross the Red Sea?
To get to the other side.
Which Bible character had no parents?
Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers
Who was the fastest runner in the race?
Adam, because he was first in the human race.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.