At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Where was Solomon’s temple located?
On the side of his head.
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What’s a missionary’s favorite kind of car?
A convertible.
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Why did the hawk sit on the church’s steeple?
It was a bird of pray.
Why did Eve want to leave the Garden of Eden and move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple.
Need an ark?
I noah guy.