Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Samson. He brought the house down.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What animal could Noah not trust?
Cheetah
Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
What is a dentist’s favorite hymn?
Crown Him with Many Crowns.
What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
As a school project, we wanted to perform a Jesus play
but the only guy who had the traditional famous Jesus look had blond hair.
We begged him to dye it black, but he refused.
After explaining it to his parents, they agreed to let their son dye for our scenes.
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
He was in ‘de Nile.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
Which Old Testament prophet took forever to make a point?
“I say… uhhh…” (say it out loud)
At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.