Bee Puns

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Bee Puns

Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!