Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
