Did you hear about the guy who got killed by a bear?
It was a grizzly death.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
I’ll think of another pun soon…
Just bear with me.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
How did the grizzly walk in the snow?
Bear footed.
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who messed up my limb transplant, I’ll kill him…
With my bear hands.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Why do grizzlies never look sad?
Because whenever there’s a problem, they just grin and bear it.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
Ice Crispies.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Goldilocks was killed last night.
The killers did it with their own bear hands.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his lunch?
Because he was stuffed.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.