What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.