What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.