Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.