Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.