"You're the wine that I want."
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"I make pour decisions."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
"Alcohol you later."
"Time to wine down."
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
"Rosé all day."
"Here for the right riesling."
"It's wine o'clock."
"Say you'll be wine."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
"No wine left behind."
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
"Read between the wines."
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!