Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
"Here for the right riesling."
"Read between the wines."
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Wino Woe: Forgive me, for I have zinned!
"It's wine o'clock."
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!