What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
"Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!"
"Be kind, re-wine."
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
"Adulting makes me wine."
What happened when a clumsy sommelier tried to decant a bottle of fine wine?
Things went pour-ably wrong.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
You’re wine in a million.
