When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'