We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.