The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.