A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!