What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation