Strawberry Puns

These strawberry puns are berry berry funny!

Strawberry Puns

The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.