Peach Puns

These funny peach puns will leave you s-peach-less.

Peach Puns

Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
Q: What happened to the peach who went to meet the knife?
A: He came back in many peaches.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
At a restaurant, the peach said, "Hey, I would like a peach of cake for dessert, thank you!"
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."