The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
A sad peach can be really pit-iful, sometimes.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Q: Why did the fruit stop for some time while driving?
A: It wanted to make a quick pit-stop
The peach couple is in love. They seem to be born for peach other.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"