Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
One should always practice what they peach.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
What would a potato say to a peach? – “You have a nice pit!”
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
