On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
The fruit stutters because it suffers from a peach impediment.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Wondering about a peach's favorite movie? Well it has to be the 'King's Peach'.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
What do fruit wear when they go swimming? A one-peach bathing suit.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Q: Where do fruits manufacture their money?
A: Peach Mint.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
Why did the peach go to the therapist? It was in a pit of despair.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.