When I got mugged on my way back from the greengrocers, I was peach-less!
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
The guilty conscience of stealing and consuming a whole peach is getting to me. I feel like there's a pit in my gut.
Q: What kind of desserts does a turkey like?
A: Peach gobbler.
An artist painted a wonderful fruit painting. It was a beautiful peach of work.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite game, it's peach ball.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
I tried calling my fruit friend thrice, but could not peach him, as his phone was out of peach.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
Recently in a meeting at the greengrocer I work at, I asked my manager how he was doing. "Just peachy", he replied.
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Q: What kind of decisions do peaches make?
A: Fruitful ones.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.